Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Story time.

Once upon a time Auntie April came to visit. While she was here she cleaned out some of the boxes Nana was storing for her and she found a Ferbie.
Auntie April was kind enough to share her little treasure with little Reesy who LOVED it. Then Nana, being the thoughtful lady that she is, put fresh batteries in it. Being the little smarty that Mommy is, she purposefully left it at Nana's house for her and Papa to enjoy. But but being the evil genius that Nana is, she snuck it into a bag of Reese's things and Reese took it home.
Reese took her Ferbie everywhere, nap time was an especially fun Ferbie time.
One day Mommy had had enough Ferbie nap time and took it away and hid it in a dark secret place where it could sleep in peace forever, or until she remembered to take the batteries out.
2 peaceful and quiet months later mommy got a cold and woke up one night looking for the roll the toilet paper she keeps on hand to blow her nose when needed.
As she reaches under her bed she brushes against something soft and fuzzy. Being the brave Mommy that she is, she doesn't scream but goes in further to investigate this strange thing. She reaches further in and finds ears, within seconds she realizes that her scary watch dogs are way to big to fit under the bed, and are sleeping soundly outside. And Miss Kitty does not sleep downstairs because of the evil wizard who cursed Mommy with allergies.
Her first instinct is to scream and run away, but instead she grabs the scary monster and starts pulling it out.
The second she start moving it she hears. "ahhh. good morning. Me hungry." As her heart stops for a split second she remembers the dark secret hiding place of the the evil Ferbie.
Under the bed.
Realizing how loud it is she tries to quiet it so she wouldn't wake up the entire castle and anger the giant living up stairs. But the great thing about Ferbies, is the more you move them, the more they make noise. With Daddy laughing uncontrollably, Mommy racks her brain for a new hiding place. Then she remembers in the depths of the dungeon is a great walk in closet that has lots of dark caves in which to hide things. Running as fast as she can she throws the Ferbie in farthest cave and seals the Ferbie in with unbreakable jeans so the Ferbie can never escape and seals off the obnoxious mumbling forever.
Stumbling back to her bed in the dark with a pounding heart and a stuffy nose, she collapses on the bed relieved that the horrible nightmare is over. Hopefully she remembers to take the batteries out.
The End.

4 comments:

April said...

Hahahah! I am laughing so hard.
I think you could make a 3 nook series out of this :)

Brock and Stef said...

Hilarious!!!

Aunt Pam said...

This cracks me up. I could visualize everything you said and just about died with laughter. You are a good story teller just like April. Maybe you two should get together and do a book together. Then you can get very rich and become famous. :) Love you all!

Granny said...

Granny did enjoy this story. I could almost see Cody doubling over with laughter. Hey wait a minute why wasn't Cody your"knight in shining armor" and handling the situation. Oh, now I remember he was busy laughing.Granny does love you.